Ok, a friend sent me this so here's what I'ma do: I'ma chuck it on here so you can copy this, fill it out, send it back to me so i can chuck it up on this page for all to see instead of spamming your mates 5 different e-mail address'!
Here we go1.. What is the time right now? 1634
2.. Name? Tui W
3.. Nicknames? Ender
4.. What are you wearing now? Hat, t-shirt, pants, socks...
5.. Star sign: Cancer
6.. Where do you live: In a box, Petone
7.. Sex: Male
8.. Single or taken: Single
9.. Righty or lefty: Right
10. Hair color: Black
11.. Eye color: Green, sometimes yellow
12.. Do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend: Nah
13.. Will you send this to your crush: Don't have a crush aye
14.. Birthday: 07/18/85
15.. Gay? Nah bro On guys!! (girls fill out unless you're gay)
1.. Boxers or briefs:
2.. Long or short hair:
3.. Dark or blonde hair:
4.. Tall or short:
5.. Six pack:
6.. Muscular arms:
7.. Good or bad guy:
8.. Hat or no hat:
9.. Ears pierced or not:
10.. Dimples:
11.. Studly or cutie:
13.. Fat or thin:
14.. Jewelry or none:
16.. Freckles or none:
17.. Indoor or outdoor:
18.. Shy or outgoing:
19.. Do you think Tama of Shortland street is hot?On girls (guys fill out unless you're gay)
1.. Regular underwear or G: G
2.. Painted nails or not: Not
3.. Bra or sports bra: Hey, whatever goes!
4.. Cute n' mysterious or wild n' sexy: Mysterious
5.. Dressy or casual: Casual
6.. Dark or blonde hair: Whatever
7.. Long or short hair: Whatever
8.. Dark or light eyes: Whatever
9.. Long or short nails: Short
10.. Hat or no hat: Hat
11.. Good or bad girl: Bad
13.. Hair up or down: Down is good but whatever
14.. Jewelry or none: Whatever
15.. Tall or short: Whatever [Hey Paul, midgits. Hehe]
16.. Curly or straight hair: Straight [No afros. HAHA!]
17.. Pants or dress: Whatever
18.. Tan or fair: Tan
19.. Freckles or none: Whatever
20.. Indoor or outdoor: Outdoor and indoor :DEveryone
1.. Would you date someone just for his or her looks? Yeah
2.. Chocolate or white milk: Chocolate
3.. Mud or jelly: Jelly
4.. Skiing or boarding: Boarding
5.. Summer or winter: Summer [cause touch season]
6.. cake or pie: I LIEK PIE
7.. Silver or gold: Silver
8.. Sunset or sunrise: Sunset cause I like it at night time
9.. Have you ever fractured/broken/sprained a bone: Uh... no I haven't
l0.. Do you have any piercing's: Nope
11.. What's your favorite colour/s: Red
12.. Do you hate anyone: ... Yes
13.. Who/What do you dream about: Nobody/Computers
14.. Do you have a HUGE crush on someone right now: Nope
15.. Who's the loudest friend: No doubt about it, PAAKA!
16.. Who's the quietest friend: Jordan
17.. Who do you tell your dreams to: Nobody
18.. What shampoo do you use: What's shampoo?
19.. How many T.Vs in your house: 2
20.. Who is the last person you called: Angela
21.. Where do you want to get married: Uh... backyard? Dunno... where there's a freshly mowed lawn!
22. If u could change 1 thing about urself wot wud it be? My past
23.. Favorite number: 8
24.. Favorite boys names: Ten [as in 10]
25.. favortie girls names: ... dunno
26.. Have you ever gone skinny dipping: Yeah
27.. Been in love:Yeah
28.. How many people are you sending this to? NONE!
29.. Who do you hope will send it back: YOU
30.. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Harry Potter that second one [HAHA]
31.. What do you have for breakfast:Nothing. Maybe a coke at tha train station or summin
32.. Do you like filling these things out: When there's nothing else to do
33.. What is the time now: 1703
Send them in and hurry up
|
Hehe. This is quiet funny...
LETTER FROM THE PENISI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
Work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Penis LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Management
Thanks Whare.
|
